2006buddscreek

Well, well !! I know that you have been thinking, where’s that attorney
been ?! Must’ve been caught with his hand in the cookie jar or been
stuck with a shank at the local penitentiary.

      OK, so I do a Houdini every once in a while, but take a chill pill, dude
!! This I can tell you, if you were racing or watching this past weekend at
the Maryland International Raceway, you either ran into me (or stepped
on me) at the strip. First, let me pay kudos to those who made my visit a
wonderful venture: Terry McMillen and family (Rhonda, I found a
Chihuahua in my pocket upon returning home), Terry Munroe and his
Band of Misfits ( Terry, I hope you popped your chute upon returning to
Beaver), Jeff McGaffic (Go Stillers!!), Tony Rubert, Clay Millican, Billy ‘
the Governor’ Harper, and the beautiful Bunny Burkett…and the Boys.

      I can say without a doubt that me and my associate, Marty Holleran
were, without a doubt, treated like royalty for our entire visit. Many thanks
to everyone at MIR and the entire IHRA family. We spent so much time in
the tower on Sunday that Steve L thought that we were related to
Rapunsel. We will be ever indebted to your gracious hospitality and
generosity.

      In fact, I was so inspired by everyone’s kindness that I have decided
to provide a list of legal tips for all – free of charge !! Who said that all
attorneys are hucksters ??

      Here it is. My top ten list of legal (and common sense) tips that I
acquired over the weekend:

10.         Hey Porkchop !! Vodka and Poweraid just doesn’t cut it for ya.
           Watch out for that stuff on your right.

9.        Just keep in mind, the smart-ass who wrote my name on the
          ‘gators tooth can be sued for slander…or I’ll think of something.

8.        For all of the folks who nearly ran me over in a golf cart, we’ve
          been inspired to open a new CUI (carting under the influence)
          branch of our law office.

7.        Tony, doors that fly at 200+ mph can hurt others…and trees !!

6.        Bunny, I like the ‘new’ boys even better !! 

5.        To all of the political hopefuls in Kentucky: Step aside for the
        Governor - Billy Harper.

4.          FYI Munroe, I won’t pull your torque wrench until it clicks !!

3.       Sorry Doc, I can’t hook you up as the new Chiquita banana model
        even with your new fancy yellow fire suit.

2.   No McMillen, I won’t kneel in front of the Instigator and repeat Torco,
    Torco, Torco.

And the number one tip from the MIR is…

1. If you find a stray attorney sleeping next to your dragster in the trailer,
kick his ass out because you’ll be dragging an extra 225 lbs. of dead
weight down strip.

     See ya’ll in Rockingham…

                                                              Mark